Blended Review

So out of all of Adam Sandler’s movies, this is one of the less horrible ones. Though saying that is kind of like looking at your fridge of all expired food and saying, “well that one didn’t taste AS bad as the others… It wasn’t good though.”.

So the premise of this movie is a bit ridiculous. It’s about Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore starring in their third romantic comedy together as a widow and a divorcee respectively who end up falling for each other on an African safari. I had seen the trailer for this movie a while back and thought, oh great another piece of Adam Sandler’s garbage is about to be tossed directly into Auditorium 4 at my local theater… While the movie is really horrible, you gotta give it a couple points for effort.

And the effort is really what counts here! I’ve seen Billy Madison and part of Happy Gilmore, and I was not the biggest fan of either. In my opinion, the closest Adam Sandler has come to a good movie is Click and Bedtime Stories in that order. But at this stage of the game, we’ve passed those two and, well… Jack and Jill happened! And Grown Ups 2 happened! And That’s My Boy happened! It’s at the point where Adam Sandler sends out a group message to all of his friends and says, I could use another paycheck, and I had this great idea 4 drinks in last night. Let’s get the camera! At this point, after all of those atrocities, you can at least tell with this movie that Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore are putting in the effort. Even the awful kid actors are trying hard. And I have to cut the movie some slack for that.

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My Top 6 Television Shows 2013-14

The TV reviews, they do not stop!  Seriously, this is like my fourth one in 3 days or something like that…

So guys today I’ll be listing out my Favorite Shows on TV from June 2013 to June 2014. I may be a little late on this, but I did want to catch up on a couple shows before I could make the official list. There were a couple shows that did not make it onto the list, despite being really great, and there were a couple shows I have not seen yet that I will in the next few weeks (Fargo specifically) that I couldn’t include because well, I haven’t seen them.

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Edge of Tomorrow Review

I was at the showing of this movie with a friend of mine who watches movies on his computer for free. This friend is always saying how he’s seen the newest movies either before they’re released, or the day they come out or something weird like that. Most of us don’t believe he actually does, but hey, we let him keep it. Anyway, he was telling the group of us going to see it, “oh this movie is a complete waste of time, huge dump of a movie, etc.”. And I’ll admit it, I too had my doubts going in, because the trailer made it look like a cheesy version of Pacific Rim crossed with Groundhog Day. However, I will admit that this movie is actually quite cool.

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True Detective Season One Review

Alright, I have no sarcastic comments, no grandiose proclamations, I just want to talk about this unbelievably brilliant show.

So True Detective is a show that began airing on HBO this past January, and since I am not a subscriber to HBO, I just got into it now after it’s been released on iTunes, DVD and people have put the recordings of the DVD online. Mostly that last one.

So I had actually never seen an HBO show before this one. (John, you gotta watch Game of Thrones! Yeah, yeah I know…) I also knew that HBO makes absurdly good content. I mean The Sopranos is widely considered the best show ever, Game of Thrones is really hyped up, but I think True Detective was a really good place for me to start. Probably because I’m really into crime shows, and thought that the two main stars gave some credibility.

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How I Met Your Mother SPOILER Review

SPOILER ALERT! This article will have spoilers from How I Met Your Mother. If you haven’t seen the show but need an opinion on it, feel free to read my spoiler-free review. Seriously, the show could be ruined if you read this! If you click the Read More Tag, then you’ll be transported to my spoiler thoughts, so go ahead if you’ve seen the show or really just don’t care.

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