Passengers Review

The most “okay” but not particularly special in any way movie of 2016!

Joy Review

Preface

Joy is a new movie starring Jennifer Lawrence, Robert De Niro, Edgar Ramirez, and Bradley Cooper. Among others.
It focuses on a woman (named Joy…) who was the inventor of the Miracle Mop, and ultimately shows all of the financial and familial struggles she went through to get there.
And it’s a very weirdly structured movie…

Preface

Okay.
So you many of you guys have been reading a lot of my posts for over a year now, and you know that I have my sarcastic remarks and my witty quips, but I’m not typically a self-centered person, I’m typically pretty humble.
And I don’t like to be super into myself, but today’s my birthday!
And though 16 is big cuz, hey you can drive! Or 18 is big cuz, oh hey you can vote! I’ve been waiting to turn 17 for a while.
Because 17 is the age you have to be to get into R-Rated movies alone.
So as my boyhood turns to manhood in the movie-community, I thought I should do something really special.
So here is my review of Silver Linings Playbook, which is my single favorite film of all time.
I’m serious!
Oh, it’s also my 200^th post on this site, so it’s double-special!

Preface

Now I’m sad…
(This story started off just as Jackman’s departure, but evolved into so much more…)

Premise

I actually heard about this story before a lot of the major news outlets began covering it.
- I Like Hugh Jackman’s Facebook page (because he’s my favorite actor in Hollywood currently, and ya know, I enjoy seeing pictures of him with his dog) and I saw a post of his about 5 minutes after it came out.
Today, Hugh Jackman posted (on both his Facebook and Instagram) a picture of his hands, one with the Wolverine claws, and the caption: ..ONE LAST TIME.
And I wanted to talk about it, because I’m sad!
(Here’s the picture he posted.)